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rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

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acca-emme-esse:

How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?

acca-emme-esse:

How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?

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crimson-firecat:

fuckingrecipes:

LOOK AT THIS GODDAMN DRINK, SO BEAUTIFUL. IT’S CALLED ‘ITALIAN SODA’ 
BECAUSE ITALIANS KNOW HOW TO DO FUCKING EVERYTHING PERFECTLY. JESUS FUCK, LOOK AT THAT SHIT. PASTA AND PAINTINGS AND NOW THEY’VE MADE SODA INTO A FACE-SMASHING ART!HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE SOMETHING THIS FLAWLESS?WELL SAUNTER INTO THE KITCHEN, MY LOVELY LITTLE SHITS, BECAUSE IT’S TIME TO GET COOKING!
INGREDIENTS YOU NEED INCLUDE SOME WATER, SUGAR, HALF-AND-HALF CREAM AND CLUB SODA,THEN BLUEBERRIES OR STRAWBERRIES. FIRST, YOU’LL MAKE SOME FUCKING FRUIT SYRUP. IF YOU FEEL LIKE CLIMBING MOUNT EVEREST IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, BLUEBERRIES IS PROBABLY BEST FOR YOU, AND YOU’LL NEED 3 CUPS OF THOSE BEAUTIFUL DARLINGS. IF YOU WANT TO WRESTLE SOME GREAT WHITE SHARKS WITH A DEER HAUNCH STRAPPED TO YOUR ASS, THEN STRAWBERRIES SOUNDS LIKE THE BETTER FLAVOR FOR YOUR FLAWLESS MOUTH. YOU’LL NEED 4 CUPS OF CHOPPED STRAWBERRIES.  PICK YOUR FRUIT AND STICK WITH IT! SHOVE 2 CUPS OF WATER INTO A POT, WITH 2 CUPS OF SUGAR! KEEP THAT SHIT ON ‘HIGH’ TEMPERATURE AND STIR UNTIL IT JUST LOOKS LIKE THICK WATER. 
PREPARE YOUR BODY, BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS MAGNIFICENT. JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE AND TOSS THE 4 CUPS OF STRAWBERRIES OUT OF THE ATMOSPHERE AND INTO YOUR POT. ALTERNATELY, IF YOU’RE FEELING LIKE A LAZY SHIT, YOU CAN SCOOP THE FRUIT UP WITH YOUR HANDS AND DUMP THEM INTO THE POT LIKE A FUCKING WUSS. 
LET IT BOIL FOR 10 MINUTES, WHILE YOU’RE WAITING, YOU CAN GO SWALLOW A FUCKING TIME VORTEX TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE, BUT GET BACK IN TIME TO TAKE THAT SHIT OFF THE HEAT. PUT A BOWL UNDER YOUR STRAINER BEFORE YOU SHOVE YOUR MIXTURE INTO IT, BECAUSE YOU’RE SAVING THE SYRUP, AND THE FRUIT ALREADY DID ITS JOB. SHOVE THIS DELICIOUS SYRUP SHIT INTO A CUP SO IT’LL BE EASIER TO HANDLE. I MAKE DOUBLE BATCHES AND KEEP THE EXTRA STUFF IN A BOTTLE MADE FROM CRYSTALLIZED TIME LORD TEARS AND CHILDREN’S LAUGHTER. SHOVE YOUR SYRUP IN THE FREEZER FOR AN HOUR, BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO COOL THE FUCK DOWN!NOW GET OUT YOUR JESUS FUCK THIS IS SO FANCY TYPE OF GLASSES, HELL, MAYBE YOU FEEL LIKE USING YOUR ANCIENT CRYSTAL CHAMPAGNE FLUTES, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON’T GIVE A FUCKFILL THOSE BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS WITH ICE. FILL ¼ OF THE CUP WITH YOUR SYRUP. THEN GET IT UP TO THE ¾ POINT WITH CLUB SODA. AND TOP IT OFF WITH SOME HALF-AND-HALF. BEAUTIFUL BOUNCING TITTIES THAT LOOKS WONDERFUL.
 STIR THAT SHIT UP AND ENJOY YOUR FUCKING ITALIAN SODA!

FUCKING SHIT!!

crimson-firecat:

fuckingrecipes:


LOOK AT THIS GODDAMN DRINK, SO BEAUTIFUL.
IT’S CALLED ‘ITALIAN SODA


BECAUSE ITALIANS KNOW HOW TO DO FUCKING EVERYTHING PERFECTLY. JESUS FUCK, LOOK AT THAT SHIT. PASTA AND PAINTINGS AND NOW THEY’VE MADE SODA INTO A FACE-SMASHING ART!

HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE SOMETHING THIS FLAWLESS?
WELL SAUNTER INTO THE KITCHEN, MY LOVELY LITTLE SHITS, BECAUSE IT’S TIME TO GET COOKING!


INGREDIENTS YOU NEED INCLUDE SOME WATER, SUGAR, HALF-AND-HALF CREAM AND CLUB SODA,THEN BLUEBERRIES OR STRAWBERRIES.

FIRST, YOU’LL MAKE SOME FUCKING FRUIT SYRUP. IF YOU FEEL LIKE CLIMBING MOUNT EVEREST IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, BLUEBERRIES IS PROBABLY BEST FOR YOU, AND YOU’LL NEED 3 CUPS OF THOSE BEAUTIFUL DARLINGS.

IF YOU WANT TO WRESTLE SOME GREAT WHITE SHARKS WITH A DEER HAUNCH STRAPPED TO YOUR ASS, THEN STRAWBERRIES SOUNDS LIKE THE BETTER FLAVOR FOR YOUR FLAWLESS MOUTH. YOU’LL NEED 4 CUPS OF CHOPPED STRAWBERRIES. image

PICK YOUR FRUIT AND STICK WITH IT!

SHOVE 2 CUPS OF WATER INTO A POT, WITH 2 CUPS OF SUGAR! KEEP THAT SHIT ON ‘HIGH’ TEMPERATURE AND STIR UNTIL IT JUST LOOKS LIKE THICK WATER.


PREPARE YOUR BODY, BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS MAGNIFICENT.
JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE AND TOSS THE 4 CUPS OF STRAWBERRIES OUT OF THE ATMOSPHERE AND INTO YOUR POT.

ALTERNATELY, IF YOU’RE FEELING LIKE A LAZY SHIT, YOU CAN SCOOP THE FRUIT UP WITH YOUR HANDS AND DUMP THEM INTO THE POT LIKE A FUCKING WUSS.


LET IT BOIL FOR 10 MINUTES, WHILE YOU’RE WAITING, YOU CAN GO SWALLOW A FUCKING TIME VORTEX TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE, BUT GET BACK IN TIME TO TAKE THAT SHIT OFF THE HEAT.
PUT A BOWL UNDER YOUR STRAINER BEFORE YOU SHOVE YOUR MIXTURE INTO IT, BECAUSE YOU’RE SAVING THE SYRUP, AND THE FRUIT ALREADY DID ITS JOB.

SHOVE THIS DELICIOUS SYRUP SHIT INTO A CUP SO IT’LL BE EASIER TO HANDLE. I MAKE DOUBLE BATCHES AND KEEP THE EXTRA STUFF IN A BOTTLE MADE FROM CRYSTALLIZED TIME LORD TEARS AND CHILDREN’S LAUGHTER. image


SHOVE YOUR SYRUP IN THE FREEZER FOR AN HOUR, BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO COOL THE FUCK DOWN!

NOW GET OUT YOUR JESUS FUCK THIS IS SO FANCY TYPE OF GLASSES, HELL, MAYBE YOU FEEL LIKE USING YOUR ANCIENT CRYSTAL CHAMPAGNE FLUTES, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

FILL THOSE BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS WITH ICE.
FILL ¼ OF THE CUP WITH YOUR SYRUP.
THEN GET IT UP TO THE ¾ POINT WITH CLUB SODA.
AND TOP IT OFF WITH SOME HALF-AND-HALF. image

BEAUTIFUL BOUNCING TITTIES THAT LOOKS WONDERFUL.


STIR THAT SHIT UP AND ENJOY YOUR FUCKING ITALIAN SODA!

FUCKING SHIT!!

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cypulchre:

SH - AKIRA
OP:  myrkvid

cypulchre:

SH - AKIRA

OP:  myrkvid

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buddhabrot:

jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

NO WAY this made my year

omg

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A Beautiful Boy Approaches…?!

gigidigi:

Hi! I’m looking to hire a voice actor for an upcoming project. Everyone’s welcome to try out, but please read the following guidelines completely.

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reblogging for me~

ask-heichouu:

amanekuzuryuu:

so I got the plague game

You’re doing it right

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http://edwardspoonhands.com/post/91424790505/thecatantichristishere-rabbitrecycle

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

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on capcom vs snk 2

http://ask.fm/pattheflip/answer/115209237189

Will Harrison asked my friend Patrick Miller a question about how set the tier lists were in the game. To be perfectly honest, yes — the very top of the top tier in CvS2 have been well-known for a long time. Some characters were versatile and could be played in a number of grooves (Sagat, Cammy, Blanka, Vega) while others were played in just a single one, and dominated regardless (Sakura, Bison, Guile). The rest of the top tier is rounded out by extraordinarily solid characters with many options like Ken, Chun-Li and Rolento, and for the most part these teams were very viable usually in C and A grooves, both grooves where roll canceling is incredibly strong.

That said, K-groove has always existed and been a very strong pick for your groove, and as Japan continued to play the game even while the US more or less abandoned it, a lot of characters that you wouldn’t expect to be “top tier” eventually rose to be considered such, particularly because having access to K-groove’s just defend, constant level 3 super access and great offensive options (run, hop and an aerial defense option) made up for a lot of their perceived weaknesses – and, most importantly, gave them a reliably strong option to deal with roll canceling (just defend).

He brings up Athena and Kyo, for instance – but while Athena is most definitely a character that feels like she languishes because other characters do what she does but better (Sagat), other characters further down the totem pole basically take a character’s formula and change it entirely to make them real pains (Mai vs Vega) – that, or they do one thing exceedingly, infuriatingly well (K-Geese damage potential on a single hit when raged, Hibiki slowing the game down to a grinding halt, Iori having an insanely strong method to approach in roll cancel rekka). And you know? Just defend can make up for a lot of deficiencies, just like roll canceling can. I honestly feel like K-Groove does a lot more for a lot more characters in terms of making them competitive than RC does, simply because of how well the carefully selected few options K-Groove has interact together, so a lot of people who quit because they thought roll canceling was too powerful or too broken never really bothered to try learning how to deal with it. More power to them, I guess.

Matchup knowledge is very key in CvS2, and getting good with a random “weirder lower-tier character” is also a great way to open up the game and to abuse the lack of knowledge on your opponent’s part, but I feel like that’s just a bit of excuses – a lot of characters outside of what’re considered the top are immensely viable, and careful character selection and team building probably trumps anything else. A tournament nowadays with all the CvS2 players who still stuck with the game and can still win with oddball selections (like Steve Harrison, who might play your standard characters, but plays them in P groove and makes so much out of so little – or players like Rai from Japan who play K Mai, Hibiki and Sagat) would, in my opinion, really bring to light just how deep and cool the game got when we weren’t looking because we were all mesmerized by the then-impressive looks of Street Fighter IV. There’s a lot that we didn’t explore and that we just cast aside in the name of time constraints (the game really does take too long), and I think that’s a huge goddamn shame.

To summarize, here’s the guy who I look up to when I think of K-Ryu players, the character I catch the most shit about playing. K-Ryu is probably severely unviable and has a lot of weaknesses compared to both other K-Groove characters, and straight up just other versions of Ryu (notably C and N). But who cares?

K-Ryu’s motto is talk shit, get hit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOwblGhvt-8&list=PL78CF17084ECA2F36#t=235

So to finish my point in a really roundabout way: what you saw at CEO was really just a small part of what CvS2 is actually like. More to the point, the top players that were present (BAS, JWong, Steve H, Ricky O) all played the game in what I’d think is sort of the most “statistically sound” style, with very few variations, and so the game looks very rigid because of it. But there’s a lot more to see and appreciate if you look around the internet, like acho and Mikado videos, and the people who win the events in Japan don’t always tend to be the people running A-VSB/B and/or K-CBS.

those tacos al pastor tho

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fandomsandfeminism:

huffingtonpost:

Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 

Interesting.

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amiammorette:

Eyes, nose, mouth, head, hands, ears and folds reference drawing tutorials.

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